#Santa Buddy

[wanderingwriter87]

[clarablightt]

santa claus just received the most bizarre “no homo” christmas letter from singer-songwriter michael bublé

[sepulchral-pulchritude]

come to think of it, if you insist on trying to cover santa baby as a heterosexual man, there's really only one solution: santa mommy.

[thedupshadove]

If Michael Bublé was so desperate to cover Santa Baby, but could not bear to even pretend to be homosexual, why did he not simply change a few lyrics so as to imply an alternate universe in which Santa is a woman?

[blackthorn-faerie]

Look, I know “Santa Buddy” is supposed to be the straight man version of “Santa Baby”, but somehow, it’s even gayer than if they had kept the lyrics the same

[evyrgreen]

imagine getting banned from social media for saying what michael buble did to santa

[kooldoctor]

You know, everyone talks abt Michael Bublé's Santa buddy, but no one mentions how Taylor swift managed to make Santa Baby sound completely non-sexual despite not changing any lyrics and being an entire woman

[loveable-sea-lemon]

happy 'santa buddy' season to those who celebrate

[gerardswayg]

my mum: i think he just wanted to put his own spin on it

me: the whole thing reeks of fear

[ordinarymothman]

been seeing people expressing their disappointment about Michael Buble's version, so I figured it's time to share a Santa Baby by a man who is absolutely, unquestionably ready to fuck Santa

[this-is-chaos]

We might, understandably, still be salty about “Santa Buddy”….but….it looks like Michael Bublé might be a real one….

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And then, out of nowhere…he comes out full trans ally and pro gun control. Maybe he’s thinking about the recent school shooting in Nashville. “I’m not a politician. I don’t want to be a politician. But I see all these people talking about the LGBTQ+ community, and we’ve got bigger problems. Those are not problems. Just accept it. How does it change your life? Just love people. Mental health is a big issue in places like America. Gun control is a big issue. Identify how you want to identify, and God bless you.”

[mugloversonly]

Looking at you Michael Buble!

[sock-rebleu]

[pbjplatypus]

It's that time of year! The time when I get to talk about my favorite Christmas song, Santariffic!!

https://youtu.be/IWTOCQcdNWY?si=PNenS32mcLlUx6iN

It's body positive, it's flirty, it's gay af. One version (which I can no longer find online) ends with "I'll stuff your stocking if you jingle my bells!" It's the antithesis to every "Santa Buddy" and it's perfect. PLEASE give it a listen

[tartarusknight]

Imagine if Corroded Coffin got popular and over the years they released a shit ton of music. But one year they came out with a metal Christmas album. All of the songs going hard and exactly what everyone expected. Except, the last song was Not metal.

The cover of Santa Baby is more stripped down than the rest and Eddie changes the words of the song to Santa Buddy. But he puts in so much sexual tension in his singing that everyone is freaking out.

But then they post a music video for Santa Baby. And instead of one of the Corroded Coffin boys in the Santa outfit, it's some guy no one recognizes. Eddie dances around the guy, and it's the gayest thing anyone's seen.

And well, only their close family recognize it as Steve, Eddie's (illegal) husband.